![]() ![]() ![]() It really never fails to make me laugh how much white pancake makeup is applied to the Cullens to differentiate them from the non-vampires.“Bella, you give me everything just by breathing,” says Edward, which.vom.Jacob gives Bella a dreamcatcher for her birthday, which pisses Edward off.Oh hey, it’s Jacob! There’s obvious tension between him and Edward, and Bella makes fun of how jacked he is, which is rude.Honey, you’re 18 and you have an undead boyfriend relax. It’s Bella’s birthday, and she’s all freaked out about aging.Whoever decided to make Edward almost always approach Bella in slow-mo is a genius.Bella’s at school, promising to do her friend’s homework (weak) if he and the rest of her friends pose for pictures to make her mom think she has a full, well-rounded life and isn’t always off cavorting with vampires.Why does Bella’s dad always look so familiar to me? I could IMDb him, but I won’t.They’re in a field with.Bella’s grandmother? Oh, wait, it’s actually future Bella. Bella’s hair has grown since the last movie, but Edward is as glittery as ever.Oh, wow, that is a very big moon filling the screen. ![]()
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